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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

women's rights

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

mc hammers income.

Women's rights...

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

The BCS

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

hi michael

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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