Your Mom.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Matt is not funny.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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