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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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canaan and mallory

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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knock knock come in

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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