A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Proof reading

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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