Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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