- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

yo momma so fat that she's fat

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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