shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Hi? No!!!!!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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