a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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a retard lost...

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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