If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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thermodynamics?

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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I am a nigger.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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