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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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