- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

a potato flew around my room

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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