PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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