Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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