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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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