- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

my friend is gay hes gay

Knock knock, Come in...

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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