What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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A seal walks into a club.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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