Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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i'm funny

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Jews

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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