What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

A walrus walks into a bar

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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