What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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modern love

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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