- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Knock Knock.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Once upon a cross

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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