- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

19th amendment

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Ms. Smoot's class

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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