If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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