what do you call a dead black man? dead

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Butt Sex.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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