- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Woman Rights

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Nothing yet CC

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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