what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Unnnnnnnn

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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