- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What isn't funny? The holacost.

want a balloon? yeah

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Knock knock. Is someone there?

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