The Pope

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

since when?

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

shea kisses a girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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