- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Life is an elephant, get married.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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