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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Stop being a centipede

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Colby Michael Schluter

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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