- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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