how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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why does column have a letter n?

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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