- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina ass.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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