Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Strawberries!

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Jersey Shore

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

You're tall.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Yes.

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Women Driving.

I saw a poor man named rich

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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