What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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