Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Strawberries!

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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