Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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AIDS

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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womens rights to vote

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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