What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Black History Month

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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