what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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shauns beautiful

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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