whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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