Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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gay marriage.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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