- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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