What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Spotto

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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hey bill!

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religion.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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