Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Netflix and chill

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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