Knock knock --Come in.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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You have cancer

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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