- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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