Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why did I get raped

God is real

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

GINGER PEOPLE

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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