This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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69

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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4

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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hi

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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