What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Women's rights.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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