What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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you and your family will die tonight

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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