- Anti Joke

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Civil Rights.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Spell: “This word”

my captcha says : forkin chickens

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.