If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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