- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Fiats

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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