A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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The WNBA.

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