Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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poop is very very yummy.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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