I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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poo is yummy

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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penis hehehehe

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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