- Anti Joke

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray