Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Anti Joke

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