What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

what do u call a black man a black man

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

whats a willy? -brock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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