What causes floods? Too much water.

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The Pope

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Yes.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Wy did the chicken?

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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