- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Black people. They are so kind.

your mother hates you

Matty B

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Today is May 18 2016.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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