What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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