People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Anti Joke

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