The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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