- Anti Joke

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Womens rights.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Women.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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