A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

for keeps?

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Knock knock Come in

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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