- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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