text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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