- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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