- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Stop being a centipede

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??