- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Comedy.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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