What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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