- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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