What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Obama

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Leave her alone...

neil patrick harris

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Your mama's so fat.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

If life throws you melons... ouch

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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