John Stamos.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Guess What! HI!

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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