Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

my shift key is broken1

A women's opinion.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Netflix and chill

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

oooh look a banshee

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

once upon a time there was a boy

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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