Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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