Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What is more worse than death? Death

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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I pooped my pants

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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