- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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