- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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