What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Your all fags

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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