what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Gangnam style

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Womens Rights.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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