"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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The Barackness Monster

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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