Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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The Pope

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Penis.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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