Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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