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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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A ginger was with his friends