- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

cancer

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Anything involving women..

DESERT

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Knock knock, Come in...

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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