- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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