- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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