knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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irish wristwatch JLR

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TWIX PAUSE!

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