What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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toast points

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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