When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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