- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

David Silberberg is gay

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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