- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Nippies

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Tell you something funny.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Jews

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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