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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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I have aids

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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