- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Tell you something funny.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

what did the shark do when he died.....

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