- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Your mom.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Cleveland winning something

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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