Woman's Rights

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Womens rights.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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