- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Jews

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Nippies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Tell you something funny.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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