- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

A horse walks into a barn.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

speech and debate.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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