- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Well educated black man.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What'sucks and white Jackson

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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